I am sure that at least three people read my post yesterday and are now reading this. I am sure because I received exactly 2 texts and 1 comment.
Friend Who Read Number 1 (hi, Sarah) asked me a very important question: What’s step one?
My answer to her was basically of version of “WHO THE HELL KNOWS?” However, I woke up this morning with painted doors on my mind so I think that I am declaring that as the very first step.
I can’t even say what color exactly the door will be painted, because I will undoubtedly change my mind at least 32 more times, but I will say declaratively that the. door. will. be. painted.
Or maybe yellow?
A dutch door.
A red or yellow dutch door.