I am heading to work in 5 minutes to get there 2 and a half hours early for one reason and one reason only: Employee Only Sample Sale.
I’ve already heard stories about the punches thrown and the blood spilled at previous Employee Only Sample Sales, but I will stop at nothing to get the $5.00 clothes and $2.00 shoes that dreams are made of. I am wearing flats and I am ready.
Bring. It. On.