I hardly ever talk about my love life on this blog because, let’s be honest, nobody wants to read about a single college gal’s desperate search for love as she navigates the mysteries of life on her own in the big city. You don’t want to read that and I really don’t want to write about it either.
But I will say, since we’re all friends here, that I would absolutely love to have a boyfriend one of these days.
Is that too much to ask?
Ok, ok– then what about just like a crush? Or a semi-flirty texting relationship? No? Fine. What about just a dancing partner?! Heck, I’d even settle for a honk o’ the horn as I walk across the street in a particularly flattering outfit.
But alas, it remains: Julia Patton. Table for One. Le sigh.
That’s all I’ll say on the matter.
*this post in no way is begging for pity.