Kaitlin Patton’s birthday is today. She is the world’s best person. I miss her way more than she misses me. That’s all that needs to be said on the matter.
Not to be outdone, I have a response to the House of Flowers. The ladies of the Fantasy Suite (yes, that is the official name of our pad) have something to share with the class.
So what do you think? Who’s old house* is grosser?