Today I declared my major. It’s official. Fashion major. Writing minor. I have been thinking about this for what feels like forever and it was so much less exciting than I thought it would be. Simply fill out a paper and you’re on your way. O, but don’t forget to grab a piece of candy on your way out. Have a nice day!
I wanted bells and whistles and fireworks and the whole fashion department to applaud me as I walked out of the room and burst through the doors to the outside and into the Post Major Declared World. Or at least I wanted a Michael Scott moment– like the episode where he simply “declared” bankruptcy thinking it changed something.
Well, at least my roomies applauded when I came back in the dorm. That’s gotta count for something.